My mom says "You are a peach but we are not a pear", did your mom say dumb things you'll remember forever ?

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Update:

Gary your version of funny is disheartening 

Update 2:

My mom just made you an official aunt Mrs H.

Suck up.

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

When we were growing up nothing our parents said was dumb,..

Go hug your mother 

Answer 2

My MOTHER told ME to STOP doing SO much BALL handling and I really WANTED to PLAY basketball.......😂😂😂😂

Answer 3

My mom didn't (gratefully) say much as she reflected on the joy of raising her kids

Answer 4

“Wear clean underwear..In case you get into an accident.”

Which made me think paramedics wouldn’t touch anyone with dirty underwear.🧐

Answer 5

"Eat all the food on your plate. There are starving children in other parts of the World  !"

Like we're going to send our leftovers, Global Express?

Answer 6

My mom used to slap me on the side of the face telling me to shut up or she will do it again an put the smile on the other side of my face, l grew up very confused l still don't know what she meant 

Source(s): childhood memories bittersweet

Answer 7

Yeah my dad being drunk. And saying " shut your mouth when you're talking to me"!

Answer 8

My mother rapes me while I sleep, little does she know, that I sleep so she can abuse me.

Answer 9

Yes but she taught me a few good things. How else could I be such a sweetheart