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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureMythology & Folklore · 1 month ago

my sister's a werewolf?

she appears to have grown a bit hairier, and when its midnight during a full moon, i hear how howling and moaning in her room. i think shes a werewolf and i dont want to be eaten! how do i cure her of werewolfitis? 

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  • Anonymous
    3 weeks ago

    To break any curse, pray the Psalm "The LORD is my light and my salvation" 40 times a day for 40 straight days (that's 1600 times in total).

    First vaccine shuts off your immune system; second vaccine gives you diseases; third vaccine puts your immune system back and it will start fighting the diseases and will cause death. Chipped vaccines = mark of the beast.

    Sakashvilli and his wife are the heads of human organ harvesting operation during war in Ukraine. They send organs of civilians and organs of soldiers to Israel and America. Someone is hit by car or bullet, then their organs are harvested and sent abroad.

    mRNA vaccine by Moderna contains *Luciferin* dissolved with *66.6* ml of distilled *phosphate* buffer solution.

    ...mark of the beast...that's what it is...

    all vaccines are chipped

    all vaccines have cells of aborted fetuses in them

    Police stop you at checkpoint to check if you’re chipped (aka vaccinated)

    Police check the car; let's say 4 people car but signal only from 3; so, police stop it to chip the notyetchipped; signal from 4 now and police let the car go. This is prophecy by saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov. Notice police chip (aka vaccinate) people at gun point in Africa; so, no more "it's not gonna happen here" 'cuz it will soon enough, capisce?

    Police do it on highways or when you leave your city... basically, you can't leave your city unless you're vaccinated; but vaccine = mark of the beast; so, escape now while your city doesn't have these rules; forgive me.

    Gov't sprays chemtrails so that people feel symptoms of flu

    5G will kill vaccinated; just read Georgia Guidestones' commandment of 500 million max population on earth; it fits with Orthodox Christian prophecy of 7 percent of people left

    Russian Orthodox prophecy also says that there will be unbearable stench in winter. So, there you go. Russian winters are cold. So, they must have died from the new disease that doesn't have a name 'cuz it's caused by 5G.

    martial law; Constitution was suspended; New World Order

    read Book of Revelation; Chapters 13 and 14, please

    chipped people will be influenced by super computers to receive World Passport (grey plastic card with no name on it), but when they stretch their hands to get it, gov't clerk presses secret button to administer the unforgivable green 666 tattoo by isotope rays

    If you escape mark of the beast, then your direct ancestors go to permanent heaven

    how to escape it? by hiding within a small group (10 - 15 people according to saints Gabriel Urgebadze and Seraphim of Sarov); no documents; no electronics

    Project Pogo = Alex Jones, QAnon, Adam Green, etc. videos are put out so that gov't tracks who watches them. (Project Zyphr annihilates people who watch these videos). Drone with scopolamine will drill a hole in your window at 4 am (when electricity for your region has been turned off). Once gassed, you will come out to the police van (waiting for you outside) yourself; you will be taken to underground camp to be tortured for adrenochrome. The rest of the people will be secretly (or even openly) chipped when they sign up for food in closed stores

    AI (artificial intelligence aka demons) will post on your social media as if it were you doing it while you're on vacation; it will even make phone calls on behalf of you; no one will notice that you're missing in action.

    Source(s): Blood/body of Jesus kills parasites. Orthodox Christian three hand signs are different than Buddhist mudras. Ecumenism = 263 heresies; each heresy leads to hell. Orthodoxy = the only true faith; Roman Catholics tried one cup - one spoon ritual and got sick with Bubonic plague; if heresy enters Orthodox monastery then monks/nuns will get sick with flu/tuberculosis (for instance); Orthodox churches who closed for COVID or had disposable cups/spoons or dipped spoon into alcohol are no longer brides of Christ (now they serve Satan and honor Satan's new COVID religion). The last “legit” Patriarch was Patriarch Irenaios 1st (Skopelitis) of Jerusalem who blessed Catacomb movement a long time ago; what you need is antimins (remains of saints sewn into a towel), wax candles, one cup and one spoon. Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good; if abducted by them, pray the Jesus prayer; forgive me.
  • 1 month ago

    Your sister couldn't be a werewolf. Werewolf stories are imaginary. They are not real. You might have often told her that she's a werewolf and therefore I think that she is making fun. You don't worry. She won't bite and eat you.

  • JerryL
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    shes probaly haveing sex  at midnight with her boyfriend of girlfriend just tell you pearnts they handle it

  • 1 month ago

    You don't wanna be messing with that stuff.  Your sister is not a werewolf, she's something much more scarier than any werewolf could ever be.  Just give her lots of space and let her deal with it, and hopefully you'll survive.  No promises, though.

    What your sister is dealing with is a thing called puberty, and it's twenty times more frightening than Freddy Kruger as a werewolf in a Darth Vader suit possessed by that ugly chick from The Exorcist.  Even Beetlejuice himself couldn't be more terrifying on his best day, not even if you paid him double.

    Trust me, just back away and pretend you don't notice anything.  Sleep in the back yard, move to another city if you have to, just stay low and avoid contact at all costs.  If you can't avoid her, don't make eye contact.  If she looks at you, avert your gaze and don't look interested in anything.  Picture a pink rubber duck in your mind.  Stay off the phone, and stay away from the windows.  Assume all phones are tapped, and for the love of god don't ask if anything is wrong.  

    Trust me, werewolves are harmless children's fantasies compared to what your sister is going through right now.  I've been through it myself, so I know.  You're dealing with forces you cannot begin to comprehend, forces that can level mountains and destroy entire civilizations.  All you can do is keep your head down and hope you survive.

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  • 1 month ago

    Maybe she's pranking you knowing you'll ask such question on Yahoo, so that she can how how terrified are you. lol

  • Isabel
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    Her wolfitis is her own dern buisness

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