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If a person wants to measure the length of their tongue, do they stick the end of the tape measure to the back of their throat?

4 Answers

  • RR
    Lv 6
    2 months ago
    Favorite Answer

    My doctor told me to go up to the window and to stick out my tongue. 

    I asked him if it would help him diagnose my complaint.

    He said, "No. I just don't like the bloke living in the building across the street."

  • 2 months ago

    This QUESTION is a REAL tongue TICKLER......😂😂😂😂

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    No, it's like how yew measure ur penis, lad. 

    You wrap the tape around and around, untill it says 18".  VOILA!

    (What? It could be!!  *sweats*   Well at least it's not 1.8"!)

    *still sweating*   What? I always do that.

  • 2 months ago

    And this is why we invented the MRI scanner ... 

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