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Anonymous
Anonymous asked in EnvironmentGlobal Warming · 1 month ago

Will you make Jesus your friend?

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  • garry
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    isnt sick enough to make friends with a dead person , like having sex with a dead person , kind of cold ..

  • kswck2
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Jesus is merely a fictitional being invented by people that cannot handle their own reality. 

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    If I ever meet a guy named Jesus, and we get along. There are a lot of Latino men in my area.

    What's your KNOWLEDGE seeking question about Global Warming?

  • 1 month ago

    Yeah but I'd always feel like an unholy pig next to him.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Yes because he cares about the environment and his true followers know the environment is important.

  • 1 month ago

    Ye are my friends, if ye keep my commandments, Jesus says.  I try.

  • 1 month ago

    If he buys me a couple of drinks at the bar and votes Democrat...sure.

  • 1 month ago

    Sure, if I ever meet him.

  • Sorry, I don't have the imagination for it.

    Besides that I have real friends.  Imaginary ones just don't cut it.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    🥴

    Abso friggin lutely.

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