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How often do witchcraft practitioners grow mandrake and infiltrate restaurants and public schools cafeterias to tamper with food?
- 3 weeks ago
I tend to do it every Monday.
- 4 weeks ago
Witches don't all tamper with food. Some of them infiltrate restaurants simply to eat food they haven't personally tampered with at all. If, as a Witch, food tampering isn't your forte, restaurants are a great place to eat, because they have their own, expert food tamperer called a "Chef". As for growing Mandrake, why would anyone grow that? It screams when you dig it up, and it tastes like old crusty gussets.
- Anonymous1 month ago
Sadly the answer to this is yes, all too often. Ever noticed kids shuffling home in a zombie like state from school with glassy eyes? You may have thought that was down to a faulty school system setting children up for a life of obedience and wage slavery, but no... The actual reason school children today don't stand a chance is because the school cafeteria system has clearly been infiltrated by witches right up to it's highest echelons. Pack your children a packed lunch and they will instantly become more peppy and less obese, not because school food is just terrible and loaded with sugar and salt but because of witches poisoning the food.Source(s): Witch hunter from a long line of witch hunters.
- Obi Wan KnievelLv 71 month ago
That would be anywhere between never and total fantasy. You'll have more luck finding radical centrists committing international terrorism in the name of uncertainty, in fact.
92% of 'witchcraft practitioners' are rebellious teenage girls with religious Christian parents. 5% are mid-fifties liberal minded divorced ladies who wear wooden beads and live with a few too many cats, and the remaining 3% are awkward guys with severely limited social skills who say "I used to dabble in the Dark Arts" because they think it gives them a chance of getting laid.
Sorry kid, but your preacher lied to you. There are no legions of secret Satan covens meeting in underground temples, sacrificing goats and virgins (and virgin goats) and planning to take over the Weather Network. They don't exist. Just teenagers and old hippie ladies, and the occasional semi-talented goth singer. If you're waiting for the final showdown between god and the devil, you'll have to just keep waiting.
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- thinkingtimeLv 71 month ago
It's just made up stories.