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? asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 month ago

What happens if you hit a doctor?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
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    Of course that would like hitting anyone else Master DJ. Ya gonna be in a whole heap OF $HIT.  

  • 1 month ago

    You would be arrested for assault.  Same as if you hit any other person.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Ever herd of "self defence"?! That's exactly what I would do!

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    He will say "Compulsive rage...that is a sign of butt cancer". And then he'll sexually assault you for revenge.

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    If you’re are a 30 year old drug addict, the police will come for you. If you’re a 90 year old with dementia, you would be forgiven and maybe put in some new medication. 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    You would be removed from the register as he would refuse to be your doctor. You may have difficulty getting another doctor to care for you and treat you in the future.

  • Cathy
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    They probably ask you to leave and not return to their office or wherever they're working, but not before giving you a referral to a shrink.

  • Better hope they don't diagnose you with D E A D

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    You dont get medical treatment and possibly die...

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    you'll get in trouble...

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