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Candy Floss 웃❤유
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Candy Floss 웃❤유 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 month ago

If evolution hadn't given us ears a million years ago how would we keep our masks on?

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
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    In the last Star Trek movie people have evolved to have only one ear growing out of their foreheads.

    They named the film the final frontear.

  • Jackolantern
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    We would have to use the 'Frankenstein's neck electrodes' method.🤨

  • RR
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Superglue!                

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 month ago

    Those who refuse to wear a mask have been listening for the virus...

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  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Try wrapping your head around that one.

    With no ears there would be no heard immunity.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Perhaps we’d wear hood-masks,Candy darlen’!🤣👍

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  • Vega The Spaniard
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    This is why early homicides invented duct tape 

    Just noticed I spelled hominids wrong.

    But no spanking the doctor Flossie.

  • Pope Mobile
    1 month ago

    Staples

    -Pope Benedict while dragging on a smoke.

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