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What anything bad happen to you if yelling/singing the music man's Gary Indiana son in Gary Indiana?

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  • 2 months ago

    Only if you sing it backwards.  That's the rule, and every TV preacher knows it.  Because if you listen to < pick a song or artist > backwards, you're summoning the devil into your dreams.

    And believe it or not, it's true.  I'm an old 80's rocker, so I just had to try it.  Sure enough, it gave me the weirdest and most vivid dream.  Lemmy tell you about the dream I had...

    I was sitting in the basement of an abandoned church, listening to Ozzy backwards while eating a raw goat's brain.  Suddenly this giant flaming skull rose up from the floor and said "your guitar is out of tune".  I got up to find my tuning fork (which was forged from a piece of the Hindenburg's frame by a voodoo priestess), smacked my head on a wooden beam and passed out cold.  Then the dream started.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    The worst thing that could happen is everyone starts singing along and they barbecue young Ron Howard before he can start playing the coronet.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihLS-jA_Dg

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