Have you ever met ANYBODY who has had their arm broken by a swan?

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Update:

@ Anon - But that's what they tell us

@ FT - He should have ducked

@ CT - You also have to watch out for their roundhouse kicks

@ Pronk On a wing and a prayer

@ BK - He was just swanning along

@ Pearl - There's still time

@ Anon - You never know...

Update 2:

@ Jack - They should have filled the pool first.

Answer 1

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Are you sure the bone was broken? Maybe it was just quacked?

Answer 2

Absolutely! In today's paper: Sally McSally attempted a 'SWAN DIVE' at the public pool on Saturday and slipped on the diving board and fell into the pool rather awkwardly resulting in a broken arm. 

Answer 3

No, I have not. It doesn't sound possible.

Answer 4

Yes, as this very reliable news source explains;

http://www.dailychronicle.co.uk/swan-breaks-mans-a...

Don't EVER let one get you in a choke hold.

Answer 5

Yes..

It said it colud make me ambidextrous,,

& foot the bill too.🧐

Answer 6

no, never met anyone like that

Answer 7

No and I doubt I and the rest of the world ever will.