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Have you ever met ANYBODY who has had their arm broken by a swan?

Update:

@ Anon - But that's what they tell us

@ FT - He should have ducked

@ CT - You also have to watch out for their roundhouse kicks

@ Pronk On a wing and a prayer

@ BK - He was just swanning along

@ Pearl - There's still time

@ Anon - You never know...

Update 2:

@ Jack - They should have filled the pool first.

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  • 1 month ago
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    Are you sure the bone was broken? Maybe it was just quacked?

  • 1 month ago

    Absolutely! In today's paper: Sally McSally attempted a 'SWAN DIVE' at the public pool on Saturday and slipped on the diving board and fell into the pool rather awkwardly resulting in a broken arm. 

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    No, I have not. It doesn't sound possible.

  • 1 month ago

    Yes, as this very reliable news source explains;

    http://www.dailychronicle.co.uk/swan-breaks-mans-a...

    Don't EVER let one get you in a choke hold.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Yes..

    It said it colud make me ambidextrous,,

    & foot the bill too.🧐

  • Pearl
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    no, never met anyone like that

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    No and I doubt I and the rest of the world ever will. 

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