What's a classier way of saying, "He thinks his s*** doesn't stink."?

Question

Is there any way to make that statement less jarring?

Update:

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Answer 1

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"He thinks his fecal particles pleasantly stimulate your olfactory senses."

Have you ever considered that a fart or poo smell is actually you inhaling minute particles of someone else's CRAP?

Answer 2

He's arrogant.

He thinks he's better than everyone else.

He thinks he can do no wrong.

etc. (cliches describing this are legion, and usually much more specific than the one you mention)

Answer 3

He imagines his feces are full of vitamins and could save lives

Answer 4

He has tickets on himself. "tickets: to have tickets on yourself

To have an exaggerated sense of one’s own importance or value; to be conceited. The evidence for this phrase dates from 1904. It became popular around the time of the First World War, and increasingly so into the 1920s and 30s. The original meaning of the word ticket is uncertain, but it probably refers to betting tickets (a person is so confident in their ability that they would bet on himself or herself). Other suggestions have included raffle tickets, price tags (especially the kind that used to be displayed on the outfit of mannequins in shop windows), or prize ribbons awarded at agricultural shows."

Source(s): https://slll.cass.anu.edu.au/centres/andc/meanings...