Why does Schumer want a trial to see if Trump caused an erection?

Answer 1

Because Schumer is queerer than a $3.00 banknote. Most Liberals are "light in the loafers".

Answer 2

What was it that Pink guy said? “I’m so gay for Trump, I’d let him fork me in the butt”. Maybe that’s why?

Answer 3

It's just another photo op for a guy who has been in a job for much too long.  Save the country from lobbyists and out of touch legislators.  Demand term limits.

Answer 4

Schumer was thinking about biden when he said that.

Answer 5

How old are you?

Answer 6

He has mistaken trump for Clinton.