Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Pregnancy & ParentingToddler & Preschooler · 1 month ago

He won't stop eating!?

My fat son keeps eating all the food in the house so there's none left for the rest of the family, i have to go for 4 weekly shops every week just to make sure everyone eats something, can someone recommend a place i can take him out and shoot him before he runs us into bankrupcy?

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  • 1 month ago

    Didn't say how old he is. Get a dietitian involved?? Cupboards with locks. Put your family's stuff in the locked cupboard. Same goes for the fridge. Lock it up and get a small bar fridge for your son's food. He can't eat what he doesn't have. When he runs out, he starves and learns to diet/ration his food. Simple!

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    well that escalated quickly. please don’t shoot your child!!!!! hope this helps!

    Source(s): the law says so
  • helene
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Or, you could lock up all the food, you troll.

  • 1 month ago

    If all other methods fail, harvest him for his blubber and meat. Your family will survive, no, thrive for months to come.

    Source(s): professional weight loss coach for 15 years
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  • 1 month ago

    You may need to learn that son of yours to eat piles of oatmeal get him started on eating piles of oatmeal with raisins it's dirt cheap it'll help him lose weight

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