I am a single man, aged 34 years old, And I want to adopt a daughter, where do I go to do this?

Question

And will they give me the girl? 

Answer 1

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Sure, they'll hook you up. Ask for the New Years Eve Special, its twin teenage girls ! (mention you heard about it on YahooAnswers and they'll throw in a few bottles of wine and some weed) Good luck, dad.

Answer 2

I was given away as a baby to a relative. You might need to find a relative who is pregnant at a young age or any age and ask them. You will pay a lot at the adoption agency.

Answer 3

Wow. Kinda scary dude. Hopin no. They won't. Oh yea, USA we'll be right back.

Answer 4

Go back to Troll School.

Answer 5

they might let you do that

Answer 6

naw              

Answer 7

Maybe a Google search can help you

Answer 8

An adoption agency, you idiot. Where else would you go?

Or, you would go to a surrogacy agency, though they usually don't allow you to choose the sex.

And both would ask, "Why a girl? Why not be delighted with whatever you get?"

They would be suspicious. Obviously.

Troll more intelligently, dear.