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My son bobby just turned 21 and we bought him a cake he stood up and said its time for a speech, tonight i goddamned raped a bull. The bull crashed running through the door demolishing the table and my fathers insides.As i tried to escape the wrecking crew came over to our house to celebrate and wrecked it they smashed the windows threw out the chairs and collectively blew a load onto the burning couch to extinguish. I tried to run but the local news agent came and started jerking off my sons silverback gorilla named gary. Gary went apesh!t and threw the agents car into the local kroger. I ran Fast the whole place was about to fall apart then the wrecking crew caught me and threw me into the dumpster. I finally came home and ate the remains of the cake and Nice birthday? 

Update:

THIS IS THE FATHER SPEAKING

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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago
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    What kind of cake was it? 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    Maybe ISIS ... or the Liars Club

  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    He's 21 and you STILL bought him a birthday cake???

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