What is the most outrageous reason someone picked a fight with you?

Question

Because I smoke and it offended his lily white sensitivities. Aww Diddums

Update:

My lungs. Not his. I was over 200 metres away from him

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

I was sitting on a bus going to (I wont say where) but it was somewhere in the UK. A geeza who was drugged up to the eye balls turned to me and said, Oi would you like a fight? to which i responded with not particularly. He just went and sat down again on the bus.

I was with my wife at the time and we just looked at each other in amazement.

Answer 2

i asked a MAGA agent orange supporter, would he like to come to the meeting, he said What meeting? i replied when my feet/foot meet ur azz

Answer 3

You consider that outrageous ?!  Pretty justified .