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Anonymous asked in Education & ReferenceWords & Wordplay · 2 months ago

funny reasons why retail is the best therapy?

Im writing a satiric/ sarcastic speech on why retail is the best therapy. please let me know any reasons/jokes/puns i can use!

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  • 2 months ago

    Compare it to other forms of therapy:

    Psychoanalysis- you pay a lot to talk, and come away with nothing. With retail therapy, you spend the same amount of money and end up with some good stuff.

    Accupuncture- you pay someone to stick needles in you. Shopping is a lot less painful!

    Psychotherapeutic medicines: Expensive and get you hooked on drugs. Shopping can be cheaper and less habit-forming.

    Alcohol- makes you fat and stupid. Shopping can be good exercise.

    For quotes, I like the variation on "I think, therefore I am."--- "I shop, therefore I am."

    Also 

    "Shopping is my cardio."

    "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." Bo Derek.

    Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde

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