Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

Why was the dwarf limping?

Update:

He had gnome-spurs.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago
    Favorite Answer

    Snow White kicked his shin for saying

    Hi Ho.

  • 2 months ago

    *just spit tea all over my keyboard reading Pronk's answer* 

    Bad landing, from the Dwarf throwing contest at the local bar

  • 2 months ago

    He tripped while doing the 20 ft.dash.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    after the orgy with snow white he was limp

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    He wanted to be Happy but the name was taken so he had to be Limping.

  • 2 months ago

    Tubthumping for midget's!  Or he was from Limping Dwarf, Texas!

  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    He was drunk from spending the day in the micro-brewery

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