what kind of plant is this?

Question

just noticed in our backyard on the hill right below a neighbor so if someone is familiar with this type of plant please send pictures of how it looks like. Thanks

Answer 1

It looks like a cross between a dirty sock and a human penis.  Perhaps it's a new species! You colud call it a C0CK SOCK, and go on the talk show circuit, as a famous discoverer, showing the morning ladies your c0ck sock, and.. YOINK!  ..Aw I got the hook.   :(

Answer 2

To me, that appears to be a fully dead cactus.

Answer 3

Looks like a plain ol' everyday cactus that someone forgot to take care of.