Where do mermaids pee from?

Question

You know...?

Answer 1

They're like jellyfish in eating, peeing and shitting from the same hole. 

Answer 2

since you might be a 10-year-old or an attention seeker you all ready know they don't exist

Answer 3

Their urethra the same as dolphins 

Answer 4

I liked Red Dwarf's take on that: in the "Better than Life" fantasy game the Cat's girlfriend was a mermaid with the fish on top.  When the others asked him shouldn't it be a fish on the bottom, Cat said "Nah, that's the stupid way around!"

Answer 5

It's simple:  They don't.  Mermaids don't have any naughty-naughty parts, everyone knows that.

They don't have sex either.  Mermaid babies are delivered to their parents overnight by the storkfish.

Answer 6

They force sailors to pee for them.  Mermaids are kinda evil, actually

Answer 7

Mermaids don't really exist.  Like Mickey Mouse, no-one ever mentions how they pee, etc.  That would be breaking the magic!

Answer 8

They pee in your pewty mouf before devouring you.

Answer 9

Biology ---------------------->

Answer 10

the same place all fish pee from.