Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 2 months ago

How many years has Santa been going down chimneys and never got stuck or burned?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    🎅It's believed St. Nicholas was born around 280 AD, so he's had plenty of time to practice. But there are rumors that Santa has gotten stuck a few times and it's always been hushed up and scrubbed off the net.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    A lot. Santa is actually a shapeshifting, contortionist-reptillian. The rosy cheeked old man you see on advent calanders is just a fake, sugar coated lie. You should see him, he's quite scary.

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