Best "connected to" device name?

Question

I have a Bluetooth speaker. Every time I connect a device to it, it says, out loud, "connected to [device name]." What should I name my phone to make it say the funniest thing?

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

Nothing. 

        

That should make a few people think.  

Oh, wait, No one thinks any more. 

But if they did, it would be a good one.