What are the Queen's favourite hemorrhoid suppository and does a servant insert them?

Answer 1

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Anusol Soothing Relief Suppositories are the ones of choice inserted by her blindfolded butler.

Answer 2

The Queen tried using Proctosedyl suppositories. Her lady in waiting inserted one, but the Queen was surprised by what thick fingers her servant had. She asked her butler at the time to remove the lady in waiting from service and never used the suppositories again. 

Answer 3

Well, you can't very well expect her to insert them herself, can you? That's beneath Her Majesty.