Can you tell me something funny?

Question

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Answer 1

What’s the difference between a blonde an a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it 🦟 

Answer 2

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

Answer 3

Youre face! LOL

im sorry my friend cody made me type that please dont tell mom