Lv 6
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If someone called you fat, would you insult them back? Or are you bigger than that?


@ Polly - I don't stoop either. I stand up straight when I'm insulting people

@ Pronk - Those play centres are full of germs. You are lucky you didn't get tuberculosis

@ CT - There is a thin chance of that

@ Anon - Very true

Update 2:

@ Adullah - It's how you say it

@ Weasel - That's easy if they are munchkins

@ Jake - With ketchup?

7 Answers

  • Jake
    Lv 6
    2 months ago
    Favorite Answer

    I would eat them alive

  • 2 months ago

    Calling a person fat is not insulting ,the same as calling thin, so no need to insult back or front.

  • 2 months ago

    I'd be the bigger man, and let their own stupidity speak for itself. 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I'm not the type of person to stoop to insults even when they deserve it, but I'm more than willing to make someone aware of their hippo-crisy

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago


    When I ate the kid’s meal,he cried,&called me a fat boob;

    I chased him through McPlay Land,& got stuck in a tube.🧐

  • 2 months ago

    Fat chance.

    If I was, I might.

    But as I'm not I have to assume that they are too narrow-minded to  think of anything actually insulting, or to understand anything I would throw back at them.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    I have been insulted in more ways then that!

    There was a time I would fire one back at them.

    But now it is either true or it is not true. If it is true and it bothers me, I can change that. If it is false, I let it go.

    After all if a person is fat they can loose weight, but ugly and stupid are not that easy to fix.

    In short, I would rather be fat and called fat, then be called stupid and for them to be right.

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.