What would happen if I did this prank to the neighborhood cop?
There is this cop who lives in my neighborhood. I do not know him, I just know OF him.
I can see his backyard from my back yard.
Last Thanksgiving he was cooking the turkey in a propane smoker in his backyard.
Suppose he does that again this year.
And suppose I sneak over there with oven mitts and make off with his turkey.
Then later when the cop comes out to the smoker to check on his bird or marinate it, he opens the lid and randomly finds that his turkey is gone.
Lol what kind of investigation would come of that?
After all, it seems unlikely the cop is going to pull up a chair and be looking out his back window all day, so he probably won't see who did it.
- Anonymous1 month ago
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- AlbannachLv 62 months ago
This is my answer slick!
- ?Lv 72 months ago
1 - that ain't a prank. That's just stealing.
2 - are you 10?
3 - go jump off a cliff (optional but good advice)
- Anonymous2 months ago
Best case scenario, you make off with the turkey and everyone laughs. Rather unlikely.
Second best case scenario, you get caught, the cop sees the humor in it, laughs, and lets you off the hook.
Worst case scenario, he charges you with theft? Trespassing? Pissing off a cop, especially one that lives near you, can't be a good idea.
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- Anonymous2 months ago
The same thing that would have happened last year when you asked this.
LOL - you have serious mental health issues, although I WOULD pay money to see you (with your oven mitts) take a turkey out of smoker.
- FoofaLv 72 months ago
TBH that sounds like a good way to get shot. But good luck with it.