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Sean asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If caught licking butter off of a cold piece to toast at 3:00 in the morning what do you say to your spouse?

Update:

I almost didn't resolve this because it made me chuckle Brianna

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  • Brianna
    2 months ago
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    This is definitely my favorite question of the week.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    "Come  back to bed and I'll give you something Warm to lick....."

  • Michael
    2 months ago

    Would you like to be next... ???   and then I make her breakfast in bed...

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    A toast to you,Sweety!

    My butter half.

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  • garry
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    yes aint you allowed to be hungry ..

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I was only practicing.

  • Candy Floss 웃❤유
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Wanna lick babe?

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Not a problem with my heritage. We live for dairy fats. 

  • Vega The Spaniard
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    It's either cold toast or cold pizza except the pizza doesn't have butter on it 

  • Weasel McWeasel
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I would tell her she dreamt the whole thing. 

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