Moose in the Attic?

Question

I just got back from a business trip from Boston. When I got back I noticed a funky smell coming from my Attic. I walk in and I find a ******* Moose. What do I do? How do I get the Moose Out?

Answer 1

Shoot it. Skin it. Cut it up. Freeze it. Eat it. Or send it to me, I'LL eat it.

Answer 2

Ok first how the f-u-c-k did a moose get in a attic? Second is it allive? If it is then call the humain society. If it is dead call a taxidermist.