Are Conservatives optimists and liberals pessimists?

Answer 1

You would think it should be the other way. 

Answer 2

Conservatives are extinct.  They've been replaced by Trump cultists, who are either just as vile as he is, or are braindead.

Answer 3

This has actually been studied.  Conservatives are happier, live more fulfilling lives, and make better lovers and companions, in part because many Conservatives have a relationship with God.

Answer 4

Conservatives are nothing