My kitchen sink just spoke to me. Is this a sign of incipient schizophrenia?
I just did some dishes and let out the water, and I swear it, the drain of the sink groaned "Oh my God, don't..." in this strangled, horrible voice. So, should I be calling a mental health hotline now, or do sink drains sometimes have the ability to simulate the human voice?
Serious question. Please do not mock.