Survey: Has anything unfortunate happened today?

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  • Aggy
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago
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    Gerald, an insect who I have mentioned before in this forum sadly passed away this morning when he was trodden on by a policeman outside the newsagent. I attended the police station attempting to get justice for Gerald but the custody sergeant mistook my concern for insanity and called a doctor to have me committed.

    When I arrived at the mental hospital I told my sad tale to a patient about to be released back into the community. He was so angry at the appalling lack of concern for Gerald that he lobbed a hand grenade into the local army camp. Unfortunately my acquaintance was Chinese so the army naturally assumed that war had broken out with China. The commanding officer accordingly unleashed a barrage of nuclear missiles at Beijing. I am awaiting news of the Chinese response.

    So, yes. I suppose you could say something unfortunate happened today. The death of Gerald and the ensuing international consequences..

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Yes, I farted and followed through. Christ the mess - 🤮 

  • 4 weeks ago

    well,  Trump is still president........that's unfortunate, *every* day. 

  • 4 weeks ago

    My neighbor's car broke down right at mine blocking me in. Except that I prefer driving my car it was no big deal. I took my daughter's car 

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  • 6.30am here.

    It's just getting light, which usually means trouble,

    EDIT : At 7.00am the sky in the east briefly turned red, the most beautiful 'shepherd's warning' I have ever seen. I haven't seen any sheep today.

  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    My neighbor's car broke down right at mine blocking me in. Except that I prefer driving my car it was no big deal. I took my daughter's car 

    Seriously Emma? 

  • 4 weeks ago

    Not to me hun.         

  • .
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    No, thankfully.              .

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Yes. Fireball showed up.

  • Dv8s
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    No, so far, so good.

  • 4 weeks ago

    The left has lost a great war in the rears.

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