did you hear about the brazen shoplifting incident that happened at Cosco's? Two guys stole a calandar. Judge gave em six months a piece.?
- MichaelLv 41 month ago
I heard they got February every other four years for good behavior
- SeanLv 41 month ago
Ya know if ya can't get a date you can always take out a prune
- RRLv 61 month ago
I lost my job making calendars when I took a day off.
- Weasel McWeaselLv 71 month ago
I heard it was a very WEEK case.
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- 1 month ago
And 5 more calendars to boot.
Ha ha ha Chai
- ChaiTeaLv 61 month ago
Oh. I thought you had written colander, but it was a strain to believe that.
- pollyLv 71 month ago
I heard about that case.
Those guys stole a horse calendar.
They plead with the judge for leniency but bale was de-neigh-ed
- PronkLv 71 month ago
I bet they’re getting lots of
DATES in prison.
- Big KahunaLv 71 month ago
...and the judge threw the book at them.It was an almanac,tho.
- Pearl LLv 71 month ago
no, i didnt hear about it