did you hear about the brazen shoplifting incident  that happened at Cosco's? Two guys stole a calandar. Judge gave em six months a piece.?

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  • 1 month ago

    I heard they got February every other four years for good behavior

  • Sean
    Lv 4
    1 month ago

    Ya know if ya can't get a date you can always take out a prune

  • RR
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    I lost my job making calendars when I took a day off.

  • 1 month ago

    I heard it was a very WEEK case. 

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  • 1 month ago

    And 5 more calendars to boot.

    Ha ha ha Chai 

  • 1 month ago

    Oh. I thought you had written colander, but it was a strain to believe that.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I heard about that case.

    Those guys stole a horse calendar.

    They plead with the judge for leniency but bale was de-neigh-ed

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Very funny...

    I bet they’re getting lots of 

    DATES in prison.

  • 1 month ago

    ...and the judge threw the book at them.It was an almanac,tho.

  • 1 month ago

    no, i didnt hear about it

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