Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1, crimes; 2, accidents; 3, marriages. Need I say more?

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago
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    Yes, just the order is wrong;

    1, accidents (Guess what, honey. Aren't you happy?)

    2, marriages (Guess what, we have to.)

    3, crimes (well, it all escalates from there)

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    It wouldn't help if you did so no.

  • 4 weeks ago

    4. Those times you tell someone 'if you do that, you'll only hurt yourself' and then it comes to pass ...

    5. When you scrunch up a bit of paper, throw it, and it bounces off at least three objects before falling in the bin ...

    And ...

    6. When you yell at the TV, imploring the coach of your team to make a change in tactics, perform a substitution of a player, etc and then they do that exact thing ...

  • 4 weeks ago

    I "WITNESSED" a good OLD fashioned CHURCH marriage ONCE....... My wedding GIFT to the BRIDE and GROOM was a PHONE number for a GOOD divorce ATTORNEY.......😂😂😂😂

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  • 4 weeks ago

    And 4.)Jehovah's  .

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    No, world record attempts, or any record attempt needs a witness.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Nope.........that's about right.  All tragedies need witnesses. 

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