Riddle: What's brown and sounds like someone whittling?

Update:

Answer: sh*t.

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago
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    Tainted corduroy undergarments during a power walk 

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    A mockingbird that lives with a   a woodcarver.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Oh that wolud be me, sorries! *pinky* 

    *pshwoo!  fshwhooh!  oh dear. I shoulda knew I'd get trots from that bag of brown apples. PSHWHOOOP!  Oh dear. I think that one had kids I may need to drop off the pool. O_o

  • 4 weeks ago

    A black guy masterbaiting.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Jed Clampet making love.

  • 4 weeks ago

    The absolute piece of ancient cash-sucking junk I call a car trying to start in the morning.

  • 4 weeks ago

    A cannibal making lunch.

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    A tree being stabbed to death.

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