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Lv 5

Why does having dirty hands make your nose itch?

Update:

@ Weasel - I was scratching around for answers

@ Regwah - No. But thank you for asking

@ CT - Yes. We are in the digital age

@ BK - Yes. Let's scrub it

@ LB - Better than a poke in the eye!

Update 2:

@ Polly - But his nose was as clean as a whistle!

@ Cat - That was a stinging comment

@ Pronk - If I'm short of time, I look at my old ones. There are a lot of new people since then and it gives old regulars a chance to come up with a new funny answer. I even found the original Brazilian tourist joke!

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  • 3 weeks ago
    Favorite Answer

    I know,right?I will wash my hands of the whole thang.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    For the same reason that the guy playing Freddy Krueger developed a hostile bladder & IBS diarrhoea during filming his movies

  • The same reason chopping chillies makes you want to rub your eyes.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Dirty hookers make eyes itch,RR..

    It’s why so many pirates have 

    EYE PATCHES..

    comment-If you need question ideas you could look at Carol’s old questions..It’s fun to glance back at them,,anyway.🧐

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  • 3 weeks ago

    There's a direct correlation to how dirty your hands are, and how badly you need to scratch an itch. 

  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Sniff my finger.

  • 3 weeks ago

    I'm trying to put my finger on that very problem.

  • 3 weeks ago

    I think you have PICKED a WINNER with this ONE!!!......😂😂😂😂

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