RR
Lv 5
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 4 weeks ago

Is there ever a day when mattresses are not in a sale?

Update:

@ CT - May we?

@ Pronk - He should keep his hands in sight...

@ Elizabeth - And there cheques always bounce

@ Sir Studley - I can see you are a retired mattress salesman

@ Christopher - Sofa, so good

@ Weasel - With nbothing to pay until 2017!

@ BK - It's the leased they can do

@ HH - That's the bald truth (You made me laugh)

@ Mark - maybe one day they will!

Update 2:

@ Misty - Great answer. I love the connection between having weight loss surgery and opening a mattress store!

@ Mrs H - If they offer breakfast in bed, it's probably a crummy deal

@ LB - Especially as it was a water bed!

@ Cat - Of course...

Update 3:

@ Jack - The customers are flat out for it!

@ Scotty - That was a sofa king good answer

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago
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    Sheet no,RR..

    My mattress store boss always wants to

    crush the competition..

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  • Misty
    Lv 5
    4 weeks ago

    Not at Mattress Express, owned by some fat guy around here who was selling phones before hand and then had weight loss surgery and opened a mattress store. He is bad news! His commercials are all about him bragging about himself.

  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    It's usually the no frills ones not on sale. The ones that do everything but serve breakfast in bed are, I told them I'd sleep on itΒ 

  • 4 weeks ago

    Once when I was IN the CHECKOUT line...... I told the CASHIER to CANCEL the TRANSACTION....... I was JUST too TIRED of TRYING to LIFT it UP on to the CONVEYOR belt.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • The same days when there is not a massive golf sale - ie never.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Both mators and matresses are sold by bed traffickers on a daily basis ...

  • 4 weeks ago

    Yeah - about once a week when the vendor raises prices slightly for a half-day so they can say they're having a big sale for the other 6 1/2 days. "Sale" is just a word they use to get gullible people in the door so that the salespeople can try to upsell them to something more expensive - and more profitable.

    Oldest scam in the book.

  • 4 weeks ago

    and sofa's--------we got our last sofaΒ  "on sale".Β 

    The "sale" has been on sinceΒ  1997.Β 

  • 4 weeks ago

    Yes,when they have not lost their lease and are not going out of business.

  • Mark
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Heh!Β  :-)

    Probably on the days when a carpet dealer is "going out of business".Β  (Seriously, there are dealers who have been "closing for good" for 20 years...)

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