Anonymous asked in PetsDogs · 1 month ago

Why does my dog have four legs and two ears?

4 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
    Favorite Answer

    He has 4 legs and 2 ears because he needs to walk more than he needs to hear.

    It's the same reason you have one penis.

  • 1 month ago

    Hmm.. I wonder why.

  • Rick
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    standard issue for dogs .................................

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    It’s two front legs are used to hold you in place. His two hind legs let them stand. His ears let him hear you scream when it’s doing you doggy style. 

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