Anonymous asked in Society & CultureCommunity Service · 1 month ago

How much money would I need to pay the zoo to fight a flamingo?

So I don't want to actually fight a flamingo, but there is a number, isn't there? Like there is a dollar amount that a zoo would let me pay to fight a flamingo. And to be clear, I wouldn't be trying to kill the flamingo, just fight it, with your typical boxing rules to keep us both safe. 

It's kind of a trolley problem: at a certain point, the amount I'd pay to fck up a flamingo would pay for not only its medical bills, but also flamingo conservation or a better habitat for its family. One mingo fought, but hundreds are saved. And maybe I don't have the kind of money the zoo would ask for, but Jeff Bezos does for sure. So how much cash do you think Jeff Bezos would have to shell out to a zoo to fight a mingo? 

2 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    About 1.000.000 troll pounds

  • 1 month ago

    You're an idiot.

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