How do I attach a portal to another world to the back of my closet like Narnia. If I had that I would never come out of the closet?

Answer 1

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One word:  Psychedelics.  

Answer 2

That is yet another case where you would need to send that Nigerian Prince $250,000, and he will take care of you...

Answer 3

Can you be gay in Narnia? I read the whole series several times - there was not one gay character. 

How about a portal to world where most people are gay? Maybe add in the Narnian créatures too? Or those of Xanth, Pern, or Tolkien? Throw in some god like tops that like fvcking guys into sci fi too!