punchlines and jokes?

Hi everyone! Please, help: I couldn't find anything on these two punchlines, need explanations/full jokes/just examples badly!!! 1) after this I gotta walk outta here by myself; 2) no, no, that's my dog. 

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  • 2 months ago

    Does your  dog bite?    

    No, not at all. 

    *bends over to pet the dog*------

    ( then the dog viciously attacks me. ) 

    HEY!!!!!! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That, sir........it NOT my dog. 

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