how do I get America to recognize drunken gift cowboy as the new 4th of July mascot?
how do I get America to recognize drunken gift cowboy as the new holiday mascot for forth of July? there isn’t a need to celebrate America rn but we have to celebrate something.
drunken gift cowboy gives gifts to all boys and girls of all ages from July3-5 (“known as frontier days”).
DGC (drunken gift cowboy) is also the patron saint of Arbor Day and believes in wearing a mask and sociat distancing
he’s always a little drunk
he came to earth after space horse crashed in Texas in the 1800s and shapeshifted because his parents said it “would protect” him to look like a human but then his parents got killed so he doesn’t remember how to shape shift or what he used to look like on account of being the only person of his race on earth
drunken gift cowboy is not a sexual being he doesn’t get earth sex but is sexy in his nature and hot like a dad
he drinks root beer so he can be used for family friendly advertsing but secretly he has some whiskey in there
- Sunday CroneLv 74 weeks ago
Doubt you will. The cowboy is not a particular popular image. Drunkenness is not an acceptable behavior any more.