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Anonymous asked in Science & MathematicsAstronomy & Space · 3 weeks ago

According to flat-earthers, how do satellites work?

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  • 3 weeks ago

    flat earth isn't about explaining things, it's about claiming that mainstream explanations don't work, which somehow magically validates their point of view.

  • Tom S
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    They don't understand how anything "works".

  • 3 weeks ago

    They are carried on the backs of the Bionic Barf Bunnies

  • 3 weeks ago

    The only satellites that work are flat satellites.

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  • 3 weeks ago

    I guess if the universe can be considered a holographic projection -- so can the Earth and its satellites .

  • 3 weeks ago

    Absolutely no idea, trying to get a sensible answer from those people is difficult at best. Be safe.

  • D g
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    They float around in a circle within the dome

    They don't have a understanding of building up knowledge 

    first  you have to have the ability to think.. 

    and by thinking you must be able to accept being  wrong

    flat earthers get MAD at you if you  prove something wrong I went to the FLAT EARTH SOCIETY AND found  a definition and a statement of proof for UNIVERSAL GRAVITY ..   idiot after idiot tried to tell me  that something can  accelerate linearly  forever without going above  speed of light  ..

    Ask a flat earther how come water forms a curve raised surface in a glass

  • 3 weeks ago

    When I was taught about the sphere of Earth in elementary school and why the (at-the-time) ancient people that thought Earth is flat thought the way they thought I assumed that this was a chapter of comical humanity permanently behind us - 

    History certainly moves in a stubborn, neanderthal cycle...

    Covid is the new TB.

  • 3 weeks ago

    Those people don't believe in satellites. 

  • 3 weeks ago

    Now that will play with their head like locked in a round room and told they have to pee in the corner.

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