- 3 weeks agoFavorite Answer
Thats not funny. 🐎 horeses have emotion and feelings the same way people do.
- 4 days ago
A tired out of galloping horse as if can hiss pounds of you away by his always big nose holes!
- FLv 63 weeks ago
A pony goes to the vet and says he has a sore throat. Don’t worry says the vet, (who for some reason doesn’t say “f*ck me a talking pony), you’re just a little horse.
What do you call a three legged horse?
A Reliant Dobbin.
A racehorse goes into a bar with his human companions. The barman says “you can’t come in here with those trainers”.
My horse won’t go out until it’s dark.
It’s a nightmare.
My horse glows in the dark. It’s rodeo active.
- KiethLv 73 weeks ago
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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- SnezzyLv 73 weeks ago
How many farriers (horse-shoers) does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and another six weeks later to tell you what a bad job the first one did.
Another farrier joke:
Farrier, picking up horse's hoof: "Who did this rotten job?"
Horse's owner: "That would be you, sir, six weeks ago."
And now a horse joke in Spanish:
¿Cuál es la ave nacional de México? (What's the Mexican national bird?)
-- "La águila, seguro". (The eagle, for sure.)
No, no, no. Es el cavallo. (No, it's the horse.)
- - - -[Ever watch Mexican riders? They are crazy! Crazy about horses.]
- L. E. GantLv 73 weeks ago
He talked for hours, and, eventually, his voice broke and he rode away.
- 3 weeks ago
what do horse say when it is,
- Anonymous3 weeks ago
do horses ever get jock itch ?????