RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 4 weeks ago

When the ancient Chinese had a competition to find the ideal implements to eat rice, how did two sticks win?

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  • polly
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    4 weeks ago
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    Vegetarians also promote the use of chopsticks at meal time because they like peaing on the floor

  • 4 weeks ago

    well, it beat out two rocks, by a mile.ย 

  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago

    I'm not so sure.ย  I think it's because two sticks can easily pick up a grain of rice.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      Hockey sticks?

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  • Carol
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    4 weeks ago

    It was easy to tie a fork to it.ย 

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      Fork in Hell!

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Easy. They were a chop off the old block.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      Wood you believe it?

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  • 4 weeks ago

    I know,right?Those Chinese..........they had a working printing press in 1312.

    I was in 1314 and the noise kept me up all night.

  • 4 weeks ago

    The DECISION was MADE on the FLY.......๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Pronk
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    4 weeks ago

    Sticks won out cuz when they throw stick,food pick up stick,& return stick to them.

    They just had to say,

    โ€HERE BOY,HERE BOY.โ€

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    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      In Southern England, we have had glorious warm sunny weather ever since Lockdown began. We saw the first rain for two months yesterday- and that was just a few drops.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Cuz it used to be three sticks.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      What did they use to hold the third one...?

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