Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 2 months ago

Did you know Jesus Died for your Sins?

He was put to death on the cross beat tortured and humiliated like a little slave to his father. All of this in rememberance of you. Then as the last breath was coming the was taken down from the cross and sodomized in his bumhole by Roman soldiers. As the soldiers Penis became erect and straight a drip of Precum glistening as it went down to his ballsach he thrust it into Jesus’s bumhole as he thrust back and forth feeling a tingly sensation at the end of his glans. Slowly inside the rectal cavity of Jesus his penis vibrated and released a white spray of milky substance. Then he died for your sins.

Our Lord and savior went through all that to help you get closer to God the Father.

So consider Joining a Bible believing church and praise God!!!

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  • 2 months ago

    You are just a broken toy.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Reported -------------

  • 2 months ago

     Trump didnt though....... Eh....More is the pity !

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  • 2 months ago

    Judas was the person on the cross, he was Jesus's brother and took his place so Jesus could "rise from the dead"

    they where so alike that the jews had to pay for his identification but where tricked

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  • 2 months ago

    reported...................

  • 2 months ago

    this is grammatically incorrect. He died as propitiation for our sins, so that we might not suffer the same punishments and torments. we can live with eternal life and grace and mercy if we accept his atonement.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Alright, i will consider Thiss .. 

  • thesun
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Well it could have been worse..he could have had the misfortune of meeting up with Vlad the impaler...

  • Misty
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    Sorry but the facts show that Jesus never existed.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Still can't prove your god thing exists. Gotcha.

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