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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureMythology & Folklore · 1 month ago

How do I keep sasquatches away?

Is there some kind of repellent I can use?

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  • 1 month ago
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    They're terrified of vacuum cleaners.  Hope that helps.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Go out looking for them they are intimidated by proactive people.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Play that "House" music nonstop! If that's not already annoying, the people around telling you to turn that **** off will distract the sasquatches; savvy?

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  • 1 month ago

    Large forest fires seem to do the trick, but i don't recommend it.

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  • 1 month ago

    Get a pet Grizzly bear!

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