How do I become as famous as JK Rowling?

I wish to become rich and famous like JK Rowling so I came up with an idea for a book where the hero of the series of novels is a little boy called Drew Murty and he's the president of a country called Beansyland and there's an outbreak of a disease which turns people into zombies and it's really contagious like worse than covid 19 so Drew Murty tells the citizens of Beansyland that they have to go into lockdown but then people don't listen and go shopping for toilet roll and Drew Murty has to take matters into his own hands and becomes a zombie killer and he kills all the zombies one by one until there are no more zombies and Drew Murty is hailed as a hero and named as the King of Beansyland and they put the zombies on a big fire to kill them all forever and at the bonfire Drew Murty eats one of the dead zombies because he was hungry and because of this he catches the zombie virus and becomes a mindless zombie and because he has been declared King of Beansyland the people have no choice but to agree to become zombies or go to jail for treason and Beansyland changed its name to Zombieland and then voted to leave the EU.

5 Answers

  • Andrew
    Lv 7
    5 months ago
    Favorite Answer

    You don't have the talent or the appeal to achieve that level of fame, that's for starters, then we can move on to acknowledge the fact that even if you did have the writing chops to create something engaging and interesting, you'd never manage to convince anybody to market it as aggressively or as effectively as J.K. Rowling's books and merchandise were marketed. 

    You're a simple-minded, talentless, easily amused troll who whiles away his hours and his days composing rambling imbecilic nonsense in the hopes that someone will pay you a bit of attention because you're not getting enough when you're away from the computer. That's what pathetic, unimaginative, desperately lonely young people do - they act out so that people will focus on them. You can't even find an original way to troll. Yawn. There are some pretty piss-poor trolls flitting about, but even a troll operating at a mediocre level would be embarrassed for you. If you want people to take notice of you, you'll have to step up your game. This is just sad.  

  • 5 months ago

    If you have to ask that question here then you don't become famous like her.

  • Tina
    Lv 7
    5 months ago

    Trolling should be clever or funny. This is not.

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  • Cogito
    Lv 7
    5 months ago

    If you love to write - write.

    If what you really love is the childish and shallow aim to become rich and famous - forget it right now.

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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    Well, you start by doing what J.K. Rowling did, which was take the idea beyond just being an idea by actually writing the story.

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