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How to get Satan to talk to you?

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  • 11 months ago
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    Hello. Welcome back. I'll give you more detailed answers this time. All I can do. You do a ritual. You summon many demons. Open a portal. Invite Satan. 

  • 11 months ago

    Read the epistles.

  • Anonymous
    11 months ago

    Hit your head up against the wall to the point of more brain damage on top of what you already have and you will be talking to the boogieman fairytale character all the time. 

  • 11 months ago

    about what would you like to discuss?

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    11 months ago

    Go talk to a priest.  Their answer will be stranger than your question.

    There is a pathology here.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    11 months ago

    Keep getting his voice mail  Try texting. 

  • 11 months ago

    satan unlike God is not omnipresent, I doubt he is has any time for you

  • Paul
    Lv 7
    11 months ago

    He is doing so constantly. It's called temptation.

  • Anonymous
    11 months ago

    Call him on the phone 

    Tell me his true name 

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