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If Jesus and Donald Trump were on a sinking boat with only one life jacket, who lives that day?
- FLv 711 months agoFavorite Answer
Neither needs a life jacket . Jesus can walk on water and Trump is full of hot air.
- BarneyLv 611 months ago
Both. Jesus would give the life jacket to Trump and Jesus would walk across the water to dry land.
- SBR32277Lv 711 months ago
If Jesus is on a boat with Trump, he may be praying for death. Jesus may also be in no rush for Trump to enter the heavenly Kingdom. Of course when Biden gets to heaven, he will claim he was involved in the whole God and heaven thing and then ask where is he and what is he doing here.
- nappaLv 711 months ago
They both will, jesus will carry donald to shore.
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- tentofieldLv 711 months ago
Jesus. He takes the lifejacket and walks away with it thus saving the USA and possibly the world.
- MarcoLv 511 months ago
Is that sinking boat a metaphor for the United States government?
- Anonymous11 months ago
Jesus doesn't need a life jacket. He can just walk on the water.
I still wouldn't give it to Trump, though.
- BJLv 711 months ago
Well since Jesus can walk on water, I would give it to Trump.
- Reynaldo WeeksLv 411 months ago
If it was Trump and his daughter Trump would tell her to swim for it.
- USAFisnumber1Lv 711 months ago
Jesus supposedly can walk on water so does not need a life jacket so he would give it to Donald.