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If Jesus and Donald Trump were on a sinking boat with only one life jacket, who lives that day?

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  • F
    Lv 7
    11 months ago
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    Neither needs a life jacket . Jesus can walk on water and Trump is full of hot air.

  • Barney
    Lv 6
    11 months ago

    Both.  Jesus would give the life jacket to Trump and Jesus would walk across the water to dry land.

  • 11 months ago

    If Jesus is on a boat with Trump, he may be praying for death. Jesus may also be in no rush for Trump to enter the heavenly Kingdom. Of course when Biden gets to heaven, he will claim he was involved in the whole God and heaven thing and then ask where is he and what is he doing here.

  • nappa
    Lv 7
    11 months ago

    They both will, jesus will carry donald to shore.

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  • 11 months ago

    Jesus. He takes the lifejacket and walks away with it thus saving the USA and possibly the world.

  • Marco
    Lv 5
    11 months ago

    Is that sinking boat a metaphor for the United States government? 

  • Anonymous
    11 months ago

    Jesus doesn't need a life jacket. He can just walk on the water.

    I still wouldn't give it to Trump, though.

  • BJ
    Lv 7
    11 months ago

    Well since Jesus can walk on water, I would give it to Trump.

  • 11 months ago

    If it was Trump and his daughter Trump would tell her to swim for it.

  • 11 months ago

    Jesus supposedly can walk on water so does not need a life jacket so he would give it to Donald.

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