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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw Enforcement & Police · 2 months ago

What would be the best thing to do here?

I have been a police officer for over 6 years. Lately, the job has been very slow, so I decided to set up a table in the middle of my street with a sign advertising "$5 for a kiss." I've been sitting out here for under 10 minutes and I've been getting nothing but abuse from angry people shouting "you should be ashamed of yourself!"

Maybe they think $5 is a little steep for a single kiss, so I lowered the price to $4.50 per kiss" and still they are complaining. Should I just keep lowering the price?

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  • Foofa
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Under current circumstances you couldn't pay me enough to let you kiss me. This is a bad marketing plan in the era of COVID 19.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    This must be Salute to Trolls week.

    Another wanna-be Cop.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Why don't you ask the Chief of Police to drop by for a kiss?

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  • 2 months ago

    PLEASE, next time you post a stupid question, at least make it some what believable, you just look stupid with crap like this one

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Show a little more  cleavage. Women love a hairy chest.

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