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Good sick jokes?

Im looking for jokes with a dark sense of humour 

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  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    I told my wife that was a nice sex we had last night and she screamed " that wasn't me, it's Susie next door."

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  • 2 months ago

    A man with no legs bummed his way into a cinema but was thrown out for standing on his seat.

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  • geezer
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Well ..

    There was that 'sick' comment that Joan Rivers made on her TV show .. The Fashion Police.

    She was looking at a picture of Heidi Klum wearing a green dress and she said

    ''The last time a German looked that hot they were shovelling Jews into a furnace''.

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  • Dv8s
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Where do you find a dog with no legs?  Same place you left it.

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  • 2 months ago

    One I heard after the Challeger explosion....

    What does NASA  stand for? 

    Need another Seven astronauts. 

    9/11  sick humor.......

    What is New York's new name   Man-flatten. 

    What was the last thing that went thru the heads  of the people on the 91st floor? 

    The 92nd  floor. 

    and other equally  atrocious,  in really poor taste jokes like that. 

    Joan Rivers made one,  and  paid dearly for it........her joke was,     "What's  the new name for the restaurant   Windows on the World? 

    Windows on the Ground. 

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  • SW-6
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Just remembered these***A woman goes for her yearly GYN = the Dr. ask if she wants to be numbed down there.  She confirms yes.  The Dr Bends down and starts to num num num num num....

    How many black folks does it take to tar a roof

     *3 if you slice them thin enough

    Why do they only put 239 beans in a can of Irish Baked Beans?

     *Because 1 more would make it too farty (240 / with accent

    FORGIVE ME!

    Forgive me for this:

    Why were Helen Keller's legs yellow?

      *Because her dog was blind too

    Why did her dog kill itself?

      *You would too if your name was "DURp grunt SNORT wonk..."

    What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?

      *ART

    Same guy lying at the front door

      *MAT

    Same guy standing at front door

      *NEIL

    Same guy hiding in the bushes

      *RUSSEL

    What's black and comes in a little white can?

      *Michael Jackson

    I have more, but cant.  Again - PLEASE forgive me for this.  :)

    • Jackolantern
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      Well, the asker did ask for 'sick' jokes.

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  • 2 months ago

    Knock knock whose there?

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  • 2 months ago

    Young blond goes to the doctor's office and asks the receptionist to see an upturn. The receptionist  says, "You mean an intern?" The blond says, "Well, I don't know all those fancy meanings but I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I might be stagnant!" 

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  • 2 months ago

    What did they say to Jesus? Can you cross your legs, we only got three nails. 

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    • Dark humor is usually funny, but making fun of Jesus Christ is taking things a little too far. This joke made about the Lord Jesus Christ is in poor taste - not to mention, it is blasphemy.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    What do you call a brain hemorrhage? Dranium Cranium!

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