Good sick jokes?
Im looking for jokes with a dark sense of humour
- GreggLv 62 months ago
I told my wife that was a nice sex we had last night and she screamed " that wasn't me, it's Susie next door."
- 2 months ago
A man with no legs bummed his way into a cinema but was thrown out for standing on his seat.
- geezerLv 72 months ago
There was that 'sick' comment that Joan Rivers made on her TV show .. The Fashion Police.
She was looking at a picture of Heidi Klum wearing a green dress and she said
''The last time a German looked that hot they were shovelling Jews into a furnace''.
- Dv8sLv 72 months ago
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Same place you left it.
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- Weasel McWeaselLv 72 months ago
One I heard after the Challeger explosion....
What does NASA stand for?
Need another Seven astronauts.
9/11 sick humor.......
What is New York's new name Man-flatten.
What was the last thing that went thru the heads of the people on the 91st floor?
The 92nd floor.
and other equally atrocious, in really poor taste jokes like that.
Joan Rivers made one, and paid dearly for it........her joke was, "What's the new name for the restaurant Windows on the World?
Windows on the Ground.
- SW-6Lv 62 months ago
Just remembered these***A woman goes for her yearly GYN = the Dr. ask if she wants to be numbed down there. She confirms yes. The Dr Bends down and starts to num num num num num....
How many black folks does it take to tar a roof
*3 if you slice them thin enough
Why do they only put 239 beans in a can of Irish Baked Beans?
*Because 1 more would make it too farty (240 / with accent
Forgive me for this:
Why were Helen Keller's legs yellow?
*Because her dog was blind too
Why did her dog kill itself?
*You would too if your name was "DURp grunt SNORT wonk..."
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
Same guy lying at the front door
Same guy standing at front door
Same guy hiding in the bushes
What's black and comes in a little white can?
I have more, but cant. Again - PLEASE forgive me for this. :)
- HAPPY PUPPY!Lv 72 months ago
Knock knock whose there?
- JackolanternLv 72 months ago
Young blond goes to the doctor's office and asks the receptionist to see an upturn. The receptionist says, "You mean an intern?" The blond says, "Well, I don't know all those fancy meanings but I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I might be stagnant!"
- 2 months ago
What did they say to Jesus? Can you cross your legs, we only got three nails.
- Anonymous2 months ago
What do you call a brain hemorrhage? Dranium Cranium!